He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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