Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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