I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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