And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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