doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
whose parrot is this?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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