"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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