i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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