sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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