Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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