and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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