I hate all girls vehemently.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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