ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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