I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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