all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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