We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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