Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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