I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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