just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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