omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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