Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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