Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize