Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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