halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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