When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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