Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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