yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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