that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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