ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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