just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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