We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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