every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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