best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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