Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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