I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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