I want to walk on stilts...naked
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
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i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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