I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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