Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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