Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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