You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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