FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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