Yo dont text me then not text me
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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