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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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