Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize