I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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