Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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