This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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