Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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