Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize