with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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