Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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