That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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